The cozy gift that gets the biggest laugh
The Honk Robe™
4.7 · 18 reviewsPlush coral fleece with a goose hood and matching goose slippers. Warm all winter, funny on Christmas morning.
$59.99
Want it by Christmas? Order by Dec 8. Tracking link sent by email as soon as it ships.
30-day returns. Damaged or wrong item? We replace it or refund you.
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Product Details
| Material | Coral fleece (polyester) |
|---|---|
| Includes | Robe + goose slippers |
| Colors | White or Gray |
| Sizes | M, L, XL, XXL |
| Care | Wash cold, gentle. Hang or tumble dry low |
| Shipping | Tracked · 9 to 15 days (US) |
Shipping & delivery
Most US orders arrive in 9 to 15 days. Every order ships with tracking, and we email you the link the day it ships.
Want it by Christmas? Order by Dec 8.
Returns & our promise
Arrived damaged, broken or wrong? Reply to your order confirmation email with a photo within 30 days and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund.
Gift Options
Enter their address at checkout to ship it straight to them. Add your gift message in the cart note.
What's in the Box
- 1 hooded goose robe in plush coral fleece (polyester)
- 1 pair of matching goose slippers
- Colors: White or Gray
- Sizes: M, L, XL, XXL
Size Guide
M: height 4'9"–5'1" · weight 88–110 lb · robe length 33.5 in
L: height 5'1"–5'5" · weight 110–132 lb · robe length 37.4 in
XL: height 5'5"–5'9" · weight 143–176 lb · robe length 41.3 in
XXL: height 5'9"–6'1" · weight 187–220 lb · robe length 45.3 in
Between sizes? Go one size up for a roomy robe fit.
Why People Love It
Couples
Matching white and gray robes for the Christmas-morning photo.
The Always-Cold One
Soft fleece and slippers for every cold evening.
The Funny Gift Giver
The present that gets the biggest laugh under the tree.
Cozy in 3 Steps
- 1Pick a Color and Size
Check the size guide above. - 2Ship it to you, or straight to them
- 3Hood Up
Then watch the whole room crack up.
Some gifts are serious. This one honks.
Every family has the one who lives in a robe from November to March.
We found a soft coral-fleece robe with a goose hood and matching goose slippers that make everyone smile.
It's the cozy gift and the funny gift in one.
Hollow & Hearth, gifts that make the moment.
A Great Gift For
Couples
Matching robes for the Christmas-morning photo.
The Always-Cold One
Something soft and warm to live in.
The Funny Gift Giver
The gift that gets the biggest laugh.
Product Details
| Material | Coral fleece (polyester) |
| Includes | Robe + goose slippers |
| Colors | White or Gray |
| Sizes | M, L, XL, XXL |
| Care | Wash cold, gentle. Hang or tumble dry low |
| Shipping | Tracked · 9 to 15 days (US) |
Our Promise to You
If your order arrives damaged, broken or wrong, message us within 30 days with a photo. We'll send a free replacement or give you a full refund. No forms, no runaround.
Every order ships with tracking from our partner warehouse. You'll get the tracking link by email.
Why Shop with Hollow & Hearth
What you get here that you don't always get from a random online seller.
| Us | Others | |
|---|---|---|
| Delivery dates shown before you buy | ✓ | Not always |
| A real person answers within 24 hours | ✓ | Not always |
| Free replacement if it arrives damaged | ✓ | Not always |
| Secure Shopify checkout and Shop Pay | ✓ | Not always |
| Tracking link emailed the day it ships | ✓ | Not always |
Customer Reviews
Questions & Answers
Ask a questionQ: Is it warm enough for winter?
A: It's plush coral fleece, made for cold evenings at home.
Answered by Hollow & Hearth
Q: Can you ship it straight to the person I'm gifting?
A: Yes. Enter their address at checkout and add your gift message in the cart.
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Common Questions
Are the slippers included?
Yes. Every robe comes with matching goose slippers.
What size should I get?
Check the size guide above. Between sizes, go one size up.
Can I get matching ones?
Yes. Pick 2 robes and save.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by Dec 8 for delivery before Christmas. Every order ships with tracking.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold on gentle, then hang dry or tumble dry low. No bleach and no ironing.
What if something is wrong with my order?
Reply to your order confirmation email with a photo within 30 days and we'll send a replacement or a full refund.
How do I reach a real person?
Send us a message on our contact page. A real person replies within 24 hours.
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